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ケツさく! アナから宇宙放送? (Cancelled) "Cancelled" エピソードNo.放送日 Season7Episode42003年3月19日 -表示 概要 概要 まるで第1話に戻ったかのようなオープニング。そう、カートマンの元にまた宇宙人が訪れていたのだ。またお尻から衛星アンテナを出し入れするカートマン。シェフと子供達は宇宙人に追われ、子供達はUFOに連れていかれる。 South Park Complete Seventh Season/ [DVD] [Import] 上へ
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Cartoon Wars Part I "Cartoon Wars Part I" エピソードNo.放送日 Season10Episode32006年4月5日 -表示 概要 概要 South Park Complete Tenth Season/ [DVD] [Import] 上へ
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Over Logging "Over Logging" エピソードNo.放送日 Season12Episode62008年4月16日 -表示 概要 概要 South Park Complete Twelfth Season/ [Blu-ray] [Import] 上へ
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Mr. Hankey s Christmas Classics 1. Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo (Early 50 s Recording) Performed By Cowboy Timmy We ve all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, And we all know Frosty, who s made out of snow. But all of those stories seem kind of... gay Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Small and brown, he comes from you. Sit on the toilet, here he comes! Squeezin tween your festive buns. A present from down below, Spreading joy with a howdy ho He s seen the love inside of you, cause He s a piece of poo! Sometimes he s notty, sometimes he s corny. He can be brown or greenish brown. But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, He might come to your town. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you. Therefore, vicariously he loves you I can make a Mr. Hankey, too! Cartman Well, Kyle, where is he? Kyle EIihh, he s coming Stan Come on, dude, push! Kyle Eee-ugh, I m trying! Cartman Uh wait wait, I can see his head. Kyle Eee-ugk, here he cooomes! Mr. Hankey Howdy ho!!! I m Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Season s greetings to all of you. Let s sing songs and dance and play Now, before I melt away Here s a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say, Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum Christmas Time has come! Sometimes he s runny. Sometimes he s firm. Sometimes he s practically water. Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass And won t fall in the toilet Cause he s just clinging to your sphincter And he won t drop out and so you shake you ass around And try to get it to drop into the toilet And finally it does? Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Christmas leaves; he most leave too. Flush him down, but he s never gone! His smell and his spirit ling-er on! Howdy Ho! 2. Merry Fucking Christmas Perfomed by Mr. Garrison, the 3rd Grade Teacher I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus; They have different religious beliefs They believe in Muhammad, and not in our holiday. And so, every December I go to the Middle East and say, Hey there, Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin Christmas! Put down that book the Koran, and hear some holiday wishes In case you haven t noticed, it s Jesus s birthday So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fuckin celebrate. There is no holiday season in India, I ve heard. They don t hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd. They ve never read a Christmas story, they don t know what Rudolph is about. And that is why in December I ll go to India and shout, Hey there, Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin Christmas! Drink eggnog and eat some beef, and pass it to the Missus. In case you haven t noticed, it s Jesus s birthday. So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fuckin celebrate. Now, I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin. They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin. On Decemer 25th all they do is eat a cake. And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say, Hey there, Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin Christmas! God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum. In case you haven t noticed, there s festive things to do. So let s all rejoice for Jesus, and Merry Fuckin Christmas to you. On Christmas Day, I travel around the world and say, "Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists, too! Merry Fuckin Christmas to you." Uh uh thank you, Mr. Hat. 3. O Holy Night Perfomed by Eric Cartman And O Holy Night, the stars are brightly shining It is the night of our dear Savior s b-b-bir-birth O Holy Night, the... something something distant. It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie. Jesus was born, and so I get presents. Thank you, Jesus, for being born. Fall On your knees And hear The angels something O night Divine The night When I get presents O night Divine! O night O night divine! 4. Dead, Dead, Dead Perfomed by Juan Schwartz and the South Park Children s Choir Dead, dead, dead. Someday you ll be dead. Dead, dead, dead. Someday we ll all be dead. The minute we re born we start dying. We die a little more every day. Young or old, rich or poor, There s nothing we can do to stop it. So look long at that Christmas tree; It may be the last one that you ll see. Decorate your house in green and red, Cause someday you ll be dead Dead, dead, dead. Someday you ll be dead. Dead, dead, dead. Someday we ll all be dead. It might happen in a couple months, Or fifty years from now. But no matter when it happens It will seem too soon to you. So be sure, on Christmas Eve, When you snuggle into bed, That you thank God for your family, cause Someday they ll be dead Dead, dead, dead. Someday they ll be dead. Dead, dead, dead. Someday we ll all be dead. Who knows how many Christmases Are left in their short life? Nobody knows, that s my point. Enjoy them while you can. And so, on Christmas morning, Let good tidings fill your head What a festive season. Someday you ll be dead. Dead, dead, dead. Someday we ll be dead. Dead, dead, dead. Everyone you know, dead. A very Merry Christmas to you! Dead, dead, dead. Marry Christmas, everybody! 5. Carol of the Bells Perfomed by Mr. Mackey, the School Counselor (all parts) Uh. Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells. All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m kay." Christmas is here, bringing good cheer To young and old, meek and the bold Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding dong ding-dong, that is their song With joyful ring, all caroling Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding M kay One seems to here words of good cheer From everywhere filling the air Center and Right O, how they pound raising their sound O, here and there telling their tale O, wail Telling their tale (daily now) Daily they ring while people sing Songs of good cheer. Christmas is here. Merry Merry Merry Merry Christmas Merry Merry Merry Merry Christmas Ding dong ding-dong, that is their song With joyful ring, all caroling Ding Dong Ding Dong ding- Ding- Can you hear them? Ding- Can you hear them? On, on they send, on without end, Their joyful tone to every home Ding Dong Di-ing m kay. Ding Dong Di-ing Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells. All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m kay." Dong Dong, m kay. On, on they send, on without end, Their joyful tone to every home M kay M kay M kay Ding dong ding-dong, m kay M kay. 6. The Lonely Jew On Christmas Perfomed by Kyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest (Neil Diamond by Trey Parker) It s hard to be a Jew on Christmas My friends won t let me join in any games And I can t sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolph cause there s something wrong with me My people don t believe in Jesus Christ s divinity I m a Jew. A lonely Jew On Christmas Hannukah is nice, but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes Instead of Silent Night I m singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please? I m a Jew. A lonely Jew. I can t be merry Cause I m Hebrew On Christmas. Hey, little boy, I couldn t help but hear You re feeling left out of Christmas cheer But I ve come to say that you shouldn t be sad This is the one month that you should be glad Cause it s nice to be a Jew on Christmas You don t have to deal with the season at all You don t have to be on your best behavior or give to charity And you don t have to go to Grandma s house with your alcoholic family And I don t have to sit on some fake Santa s lap And have him breathe his stinky breath on me That s right - you re a Jew. A stylin Jew. It s a good time To be Hebrew On Christmas. On Christmas. 7. I Saw Three Ships Performed by Shelley Marsh, Stan s Sister I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas Day, in the morning. And what was in those ships, all three? On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day And what- Shut up, turds! was in those ships all three On Christmas Day, in the morning? The Virgin Mary and Christ were there On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day The Virgin Mary and- Shut up, TURDS! Christ were there On Christmas Day, in the morning. Let us all rejoice, amain, On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day And let- I told you to shut up! us all rejoice, amain, On Christmas Day, in the morning. Shelley is starting to get pissed On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day Shelley got up and killed the turds On Christmas Day, in the MORNING! 8. It Happened In Sun Valley Performed by Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger Howdy, folks. Let s go for a ride. Ger your favorite one to sit by your side. Cuddle up in the sleigh. Giddy up, Nelly Grey! And away we go! While you listen to the sleigh bells ring, You re yodeling to your ba-by. You ll feel nice and warm No matter how cold it may be. Take a look at little Jack and Jill. They ski down the hill. There s a snow plow. Turn and look there s a spill. There s a spill on the hill! When you re down, it s a thrill To get up again! Everybody oughta learn to ski Cause that s how we first met. We were that Jack and Jill that came down the hill When I looked at you, my heart took a spill Took a spill on the hill That s a thrill That I can t forget! It happened in Sun Valley Not so very long ago. There were sunbeams in the snow, And a twinkle in your eye! I remember, oh, so clearly That you nearly passed me by. Then it happened in Sun Valley, When you slipped and fell, and so did I! Wendy Catch me, Stan! Stan Breeyach! Wendy Eeww! Look, Stan. I made a snow angel. Stan Ooo-boogurah! Wendy EEWW! I remember, oh, so clearly That you nearly passed me by. Then it happened in Sun Valley, When you tripped and fell, and so did I! Now, every year we go back and then We recall that fall and that moment when We were there on the hill So we both take a spill and we re Jack and Jill Again. Wendy M*wah! Stan Bureagh! Wendy Eewwww! 9. O Tannenbaum Performed by Adolph Hitler O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blaetter. O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blaetter. Du gruenst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit, Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blaetter. Satan Hey, Hitler. What s the matter, little guy? Adolph Oh, oh Satan, der Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blaetter. Satan Awww, you don t have a Christmas tree? Adolph nur zur Sommerzeit, nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. 10. Christmas Time In Hell Performed by Satan, the Dark Prince Well, I tell you what Maybe we ll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here! Come on, everyone, gather round! String up the lights and light up the tree. We re gonna meke some reverly! Spirits are high, so I can tell, It s Christmas Time in hell. Demons are nicer as you pass them by. There s lots of demon toys to buy. The snow is falling, and all is well. It s Christmas Time in hell! There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with a festive Christmas ham. After he has sex with it, he ll eat up all he can. And there goes John F. Kennedy caroling with his son. Reunited for the holidays. God bless us, everyone! Everybody has a happy glow! Let s dance in blood and pretend it s snow. Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell It s Christmas Time in hell! Satan Adolph, here s a present for you-u! Adolph Oh? Ein Tannenbaum! Satan Yhehes, ein Tannenbaum. Females Aaa-aaa! God cast me down from heaven s door To rule in hell forevermore. But now I m kinda glad that I fell, Cause it s Christmas Time in hell! Here s a rack to hang the stockings on We still have to shop for Genghis Khan Michael Landon s hair looks swell. It s Christmas Time in hell! There s Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe Over poor Gene Siskel s head; just watch his weenie grow. For one day we all stop burning, and the flames are not so thick. All the screaming and the torture stops as we wait for Ol Saint Nick! So, String up the lights and light up the tree. We re damned for all eternity. But for just one day all is well. It s Christmas Time in hell!!! Gather close together and make it quick! We gotta make room for Andy Dick. Wake his mother and ring the bell. It s Christmas Time? Christmas Time? Christmas Time? Christmas Time? Christmas Time? Christmas Time? It s Christmas Time? Christmas Time? It s Christ-mas Time In hell!!!! Bailey Merry Christmas, movie house! Satan Brrrrrrroom! 11. What The Hell Child Is This? Performed by Chef Baby, you know there s a lot of love between us Sometimes that love goes bad, and other times, it s so right! Yeah, I know we ve been through some rough waters, But most of the time, our thing is off the hook I just wanna know one thing What child is this you ve laid to rest At my feet this is not the time. I know that I m not responsible. It s white, so it cannot be mine. No, this, this is Christ the King With a feeling of relief, I can now sing Haste, haste to bring him laud The Babe, the Son of Mary! Son of Mary Little bitty baby. So bring Him incense, gold, and myrrh. Come peasant king to own Him. The King of kings salvation brings. Let loving hearts enthrone Him. Raise, raise the song on high, The Virgin sings her lullaby Joy, joy! For Christ is born The Babe, the Son of Mary! Son of Mary Son of Mary Little bitty baby. Little bitty baby, yeah. I m gonna lay you down by the Yule log I m gonna, gonna love you right Baby, I m gonna deck your halls And silence your night You ll hear the herald angels sing When I m sliding off your bra I just can t wait to jingle your bells and falala your la This, this is Christmas Day A time for lovers to celebrate I m gonna ding-dong you Merrily on high Because this is the season for giving. Give it to me baby, give it to me baby Season for givin . Give me love. Season for livin . Give me love. Season for givin . Givin you love. Give me love. Givin you good love! Season for good love. Whole lotta love. Give me love. Naked love. Season for givin . 12. Santa Claus Is On His Way Performed by Mr. Hankey Santa Claus is on his way He s loaded goodies on his sleigh To drop them off on Christmas Day And I ll say Howdy-ho Kyle Mr. Hankey! Sshhhh! I ll get in trouble. Folks ll gather round the fire sing a song, stroll the choir Pretty song they ll all retire And I ll say Howdy-ho Gerald Kyle, what are you doing in there? Kyle Nothing. Gerald Open this door! I hope that Santa comes real soon I ve been waiting for some we? Kyle Mr. Hankey, come here. Gerald KYLE! 13. Swiss Colony Beef Log Performed by Eric Cartman The stockings are hung on the chimney And the presents are under the tree. And Mama s in the kitchen Makin some ...herbal tea. The windows are covered with frost. And the candles are all alight. But as I wander through this quiet house Something just doesn t seem right. You see, every year the neighbors bring us A Swiss Colony beef log. But the neighbors aren t around, around, around. There s no beef log to be found this year No beef log. Christmas isn t Christmas Without a Swiss Colony beef log. Without those cheeses and meats, I don t think I can get along. Mother tries to comfort me. She says, "Here, son, have some eggnog." But I fucking hate eggnog, seriously. But what do I see Underneath the tree Grandma got a Swiss Colony beef log Just for me! Aaaah-aaaah-aaaah!!! Babih!!!! Swiss Colony beef log, baby! That s what Christmas is all about! A roly-poly Colonah beef log, lady, Makes a little boy scream and shout! Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony Falalalala, lalalala!!!!! Sweet. 14. Hark The Herald Angels Sing Perfomed by the South Park Children s Choir "Hark!" the Herald Angels sing, "Glory to the Newborn King! Peace on earth, and mercy mild; God and sinners reconciled!" Joyful all ye nations rise! Join the triumph of the skies! Hark! the Herald Angels sing, "Glory to the Newborn King!" 15. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel Perfomed by the Broflofskis, with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh Okay, Ike. You re my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate a Hannukah. This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands. And you sing this song I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay. And when it s dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play. Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. Kyle Now, you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this? Ike H I J K L-O-O P? um. This soun like? All the way? play? Came down the rain and wash the spider out. Cartman Hey, what the hell are you doing? Kyle Oh! Hey Cartman. We re playing dreidel; do you wanna try? Cartman Sure. Here s a little dreidel that s small and made of clay. But I m not gonna play with it, cause dreidel s fuckin gay. Kyle Hey, shut your mouth, fatass! Cartman Jews play stupid games. Jews that s why they re lame. Kyle Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Cartman Jews Kyle I made you out of clay. Cartman play stupid games. Kyle Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Cartman Jews Kyle with dreidel I shall play. Cartman that s why they re lame. Stan What s going on? Oh, it s that Hannukah thing Cartman It s sooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day! Stan Let me try. I ll try to make it spin. It fell, I ll try again. Kyle Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. Stan I ll try to make it spin. Kyle Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play. Stan It fell, I ll try again. Kyle Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan I ll try Cartman Jews Kyle I made you out of clay. Stan to make it spin. Cartman play stupid games. Kyle Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan It fell, Cartman Jews Kyle with dreidel I shall play. Stan I ll try again. Cartman that s why they re lame. Kyle Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan I ll try Cartman Jews Kyle I made you out of clay. Stan to make it spin. Cartman play stupid games. Kyle Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan It fell Cartman Jews Kyle with dreidel I shall play. Stan I ll try again. Cartman that s why they re lame. Sheila Hello, boys! Kyle Hi, Mom! Sheila Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel. Now, you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people. Cartman Yes, we know, Ms. Broflofski. It s so very interesting. Sheila Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin, you ll know our people always win. Keep spinning, Learn Cartman Jews Sheila to make the dreidel spin Cartman play stupid games. Sheila You ll know Cartman Jews Sheila our people always win. Cartman that s why they re lame. Kyle Oh, hi Dad. Gerald Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in? Kyle Sure. I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. And when it s dry and ready, with dreidel I shall- everybody! Kyle Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan I ll try Sheila Now when you learn Gerald Courtney Cox, Cartman Jews Kyle I made you out of clay. Stan to make it spin. Sheila to make the dreidel spin Gerald I love you. Cartman play stupid games. Kyle Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan It fell; Sheila You ll know Gerald You re so hot Cartman Jews Kyle with dreidel I shall play. Stan I ll try again. Sheila our people always win. Gerald on that show. Cartman that s why they re lame. Kyle Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan I ll try Sheila Keep spinning learn Gerald Courtney Cox, Cartman Jews Kyle I made you out of clay. Stan to make it spin. Sheila to make the dreidel spin Gerald I love you. Cartman play stupid games. Kyle Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan It fell; Sheila You ll know Gerald You re so hot Cartman Jews Kyle with dreidel I shall play. Stan I ll try again. Sheila our people always win. Gerald on that show. Cartman that s why they re lame. Gerald Courtney Cox, I love you. You re so hot on that show. Kyle Dad? Gerald Courtney Cox, Kyle Dad. Gerald I- huh? Kyle We re singing about a dreidel. Gerald ?Oh, sorry. Sheila We ll talk about this later, Gerald! Kyle Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan I ll try Sheila Now when you learn Gerald Courtney Cox, Cartman Jews Kyle I made you out of clay. Stan to make it spin. Sheila to make the dreidel spin Gerald I love you. Cartman play stupid games. Kyle Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan It fell; Sheila You ll know Gerald You re so hot Cartman Jews Kyle with dreidel I shall play. Stan I ll try again. Sheila our people always win. Gerald on that show. Cartman that s why they re lame. Kyle Hoh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan I ll try Sheila Keep spinning learn Gerald Courtney Cox, Cartman Jews Kyle I made you out of clay. Stan to make it spin. Sheila to make the dreidel spin Gerald I love you. Cartman play stupid games. Kyle Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, Stan It fell; Sheila You ll know Gerald You re so hot Cartman Jews Kyle with dreidel I shall play. Stan I ll try again. Sheila our people always win. Gerald on that show. Cartman that s why they re lame. 16. The Most Offensive Song Ever Performed by Mr. Hankey and Kenny McCormick Howdy Ho. The Virgin Mary was sleepin When Angel Gabriel appeared He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." And Mary thought that was weird. (So she sat him down and told him, that she didn t know man this year.) But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear." ( Cause you can suck all the dick you want) And still be a virgin, Mary. (You can suck all the dick you want) And still not be considered flawed. (And Mary, just relax and play, and suck some through the night) You re still a virgin in the eyes of God. There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. They were so very tired, you see, ( Cause they had a tussle on the drive) Since she had no money, (and since she needed a place to sleep) Gabriel appeard to Mary And told her not to weep. ( Cause you can suck all the dick you want) And still be a virgin, Mary. (You can suck all the dick you want) And still be the mother of Christ. If there s no room at the inn Then it s not considered a sin (To suck a dick and get a place for the night) That s right And three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such They said that they had followed a star And missed a woman s touch (Then they came to the very place and asked, She could not take them to bed.) But again, Gabriel appeard to her And this is what he said (You can suck all the dick you want) And still be a virgin, Mary. (You can suck all the dick you want of everyone) Everyone in the nation. (Fellatio ain t no sin so have a dingus in your live hands) And you ll still be a virgin ( Cause there ain t no penetration! You can suck all the dick you want) And still be a virgin, Mary. (And take it from the ox and the lamb) And even the little drummer boy Folks will remember your name quick ( Cause you re sucking on the biggest dick. And that is why) It s peace on Earth and joy. ( Cause sucking dick) brings peace on Earth and joy. (You can suck my dick.) [laughs] 17. We Three Kings Performed by Mr. Ose Jaa kokode yumeina kurisumasu no uta wo otodoke itasimasu We three King of Orient are. Bidding gift, we traver so far. Fierd and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star O Star o wonder, star of night Star o royal beauty bright Westward leading, still proceeding Guide us to thy parfect Light 18. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Performed by Mr. Hankey, with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman Well, I guess that s about the end of my Christmas album. Gosh! It was so nice hangin out with you all again. Well, I guess if there s just one thing I have left to say, It would be this Have yourself a merry little Christmas May your heart be light From now on, our troubles will be out of sight. Have yourself a merry little Christmas Make the Yuletide gay. From now on, our troubles will be miles away. Here we are as in olden days, Happy golden days of yore. Faithful friends who are dear to us Gather near to us once more. Through the years we all will be together If the fates allow. Hang a shining star upon the highest bough. And have yourself a merry little Christmas now Cartman Time to go, Mr. Hankey. Mr. Hankey Goodbye, everybody! Kyle Bye, Mr. Hankey. See you next year!
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Erection Day "Erection Day" エピソードNo.放送日 Season9Episode72005年4月20日 -表示 概要 概要 ジミーはここ最近になって突如起きてしまう生理現象（ギャリソンの言う例え：テントを張っている）に悩んでいた。 そんなときに校内でタレントショーの開催が発表される。優勝候補のジミーであったが舞台で例の症状が出る事に不安が一杯の ジミーはバターズに相談する。彼からのアドバイスは女性との性行為を薦めるもので、ジミーをそれに納得、性行為の相手を探し出すのであった。 ASINが有効ではありません。 上へ
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勃発！コンドーム戦争 (Proper Condom Use) "Proper Condom Use" エピソードNo.放送日 Season5Episode72001年8月1日 -表示 概要 概要 子供達の間ではオス犬のペニスをシゴく「レッドアイ・ロケット」なる遊びが流行。それを見た大人たちは騒然となり、学校で早い時期から性教育するべきだとヒステリックに叫び出す。そこで童貞のマッケイさんが男子生徒に、女子生徒にはバージンのチョクソンディック先生が性教育の授業をすることに。上手く男子生徒に性教育できないマッケイと、セックスの危険性を過剰に女子生徒に教えるチョクソンディック。生徒達の間に起きた性の認識のズレは、男女に分かれての大戦争へと発展するのだった。 South Park Five Season Pack [DVD] 上へ
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You Got F d In The A "You Got F d In The A" エピソードNo.放送日 Season8Episode52004年4月7日 -表示 概要 概要 ある日遊んでいたら、町から来たチビッ子ストリートダンサーに｢かまされた｣スタン。 ダンサーの流儀も良くわからずランディの教えでダンサー連中に踊り返したスタンは、土曜日にチームでダンス対決をするハメになってしまう。 ダンスの上手い仲間を集めていた所、バターズが天才的なタップダンサーであった事を知る。しかし彼はある事情でタップを封印していたのだった。 South Park Complete Eighth Season (3pc) (Full) 上へ
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Stanley s Cup "Stanley s Cup" エピソードNo.放送日 Season10Episode142006年11月15日 -表示 概要 概要 突如、ちびっ子ホッケーの監督を任せられたスタン。 だがチームの一人、ネルソンは白血病を患っており、もう長くない状態であった。 そんなネルソンは今度行われる試合で勝利すればきっと自分も病に勝てるとスタンに話し、 弱小チームでも何とか勝利させようとスタンは努力するのであったが…… 最低な結末といえるエピソードであり、ある意味必見である。 South Park Complete Tenth Season/ [DVD] [Import] 上へ
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Goobacks "Goobacks" エピソードNo.放送日 Season8Episode62004年4月28日 -表示 概要 概要 South Park Complete Eighth Season (3pc) (Full) 上へ
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Dead Celebrities "Dead Celebrities" エピソードNo.放送日 Season13Episode82009年10月7日 -表示 概要 概要 アイクは突然、死んだ有名人の亡霊（ビリーメイズやデビット・キャラダインなど）が 見えるようになってしまい怯える日々を過ごしていた。 弟を救おうとカイルは心霊を専門とした医師に相談する。 医師によると、どうやら死んだ有名人達は地獄へ行くはずなのだが、地獄行きの飛行機が未だに死を 否定しているとある有名人のせいで離陸できずにいるらしい。 元ネタは映画「シックスセンス」。 監督のMナイトシャマランはシーズン11に登場したことがある。 South Park Complete Thirteenth Season [DVD] [Import] South Park Complete Thirteenth Season [Blu-ray] [Import] 上へ